Assignment #1 Autobiography

Assignment #1 Autobiography

            My name is Aaron Simon Jr. and I am 11 years old. I am in the sixth grade. I attend Bethany Christian School and I have been attending Bethany since Pre-K. I live at home with my family. My family consists of my mom, dad, my brother Cj, my sister Tomara and our family dog Coco. Coco is a yorkie who is 3 years old and is very hairy.

 In my spare time I like to draw, hunt, fish, read, watch TV and play video games. I like to draw cartoon characters and cars because they are fun to draw. I like to hunt and fish because it gives me time to spend with my pawpaw on the boat or in the deer stand. I like reading Diary of a Wimpy Kid, action books, and historic books about war. I also watch a lot of TV but I like playing video games the most. Video games allow me to have better reflex and allow me to have fun.

When I grow up I would like to be a doctor. I would like to be a doctor because It will allow me to help other people. It will also allow me to help my family when they are sick. In order for me to become a doctor I will have to work really hard. My mom says I have big dreams but I must first past the sixth grade.

blog#8

Warm up: If I could write about a place, I would write about Disney World. According to www.disney.com. “Disney was started in 1923, Parks and Resorts has grown to encompass the world-class Disney Cruise Line, eight Disney Vacation Club resorts (with more than 100,000 members), adventures of Disney (immersive Disney-guided travel around the world), and five resort locations encompassing 11 theme parks, including some owned or co-owned by independent entities) on three continents.” www.corporate.disney.go.com/corporate/overview

Blog#8:I’ m going to tell you about 5 different  websites for Disney World.

One of the websites for Disney World is According to www.Corporate.disney.go.com/corporate/overview. This website can tell you about when it started. Also if there cruses. Also how many members are they have each year can tell you if they have theme parks. It can also tell you how much the tickets cost. Also this website can tell you about the studio entertainment

The second website for Disney World is According to http://www.google.com/. This website can tell you when its open, where it is what time you can get a plane to get there or how to get there. This website tells you where you can stay at. Also on Google there is the option to search about Disney World. There is more than one thing that can be found about Disney World.

The third website for Disney World is Acoording to http://disneyworld.disney.go.com/. This website gives many details about the resorts. There is more than one resort that can be found in Disney World. One of the resorts is Animal Kingdom. At the Animal Kingdom Resort you can see the zoo animals through windows play games. Also were you can eat in a restaurant inside.

The fourth website for Disney World is http://www.wikipedia.com/. According to Wikipedia is also a searching website. On Wikipedia information about the history and the theme parks in Disney World can be searched. You can also find that Wikipedia tells us that Walt Disney’s Resort is the largest recreational resort. You can also find resorts on Wikipedia that were never built.

 The fifth website for Disney World is According to http://www.momstalknetwork.com/resources/the-top-7-disney-world-vacation-planning-websites/. This website tells you about the restaurants and tells you about the hotels there and tells you if those hotels have any hidden germs or anything like that. Also this website can tell you about  the touring plans. It can also give you a map or a book of Disney World.

blog assinment #5

Warm Up: Tell me about your family.

My family is kind of silly and funny and nice and just plain weird. I have one younger brother CJ and one older sister TOMARA then there’s my MOM and DAD then me and my puppy COCOA she's a Yorkie.OK let me tell about my family. My brother eats allot and likes to play allot he's rely silly and smart. My sister  is bossy but nice sometimes mean and also funny  she's doesn't eat much and with her fingers when she eats. My mom is very nice and likes to do allot of stuff with us. My dad works allot lot and eats allot and likes to be silly all the time and Finlay my dog cocoa.my dog is a funny dog she has silver and gold hair and she's very hipper

NFL

http://www.espn.com/ 

According to ESPN.com; the little Caesars pizza bowl was held in Detroit Michigan. This bowl was first called motor city bowl. This game is every year. According to ESPN.com; the Little Caesars Pizza Bowl features a Mid-American team against a bowl eligible opponent. FIU was the defending champion of 2010 against Toledo on December 6.

www.NFL.com

According to NFL.com; the saints traded Reggie Bush to the Miami Dolphins. They traded Reggie bush because he had too many injuries. Also the other player they traded for was a lot better. Also he was getting more touch downs.

www.wikipedia.com

According to Wikipedia; the NFL is the highest level of professional football in the United States. Also they called it the NFL in 1992 before than it was called APFA. The league currently consists of  thirty two teams. The regular season is a seventeen-week schedule during which each team plays sixteen games and has one bye week.

http://www.google.com/

According to Google.com; this website can bring you to other websites. If you wanted to know more about football you can search it on Google.  Also if you wanted to get tickets you will be able to search it on Google. If there is anything on Google about Football you can search it.

http://www.fox sports.com/

According to foxsports.com; you can watch football games that you missed. Also you can buy tickets.  Also if you were baseball or a football fan or a basketball fan. Also you can search information about football. Also according to fox sports, With the Saints smartly cutting ties with Jeremy Shockey this offseason, Jimmy Graham is now on the field all the time. He said, "he played 61 plays in Week 1 against Green Bay and is totally committed to becoming a legit blocker and a complete tight end".

Blog Assignment #2: Puns/Words

Assignment #2

Warm up-My hobbies are hunting, drawing, fishing, watching TV and playing video games

My first hobby is hunting because I like to shoot guns and I like to spend time with my granddad. My second hobby is drawing I like to draw because sometimes I like to draw whatever I see. My third hobby is fishing. I like fishing because I like to eat fish. My fourth hobby is watching TV I like to watch TV because I like to watch animal planet, cartoons and the science channel. My last but never least hobby is playing video games. I like to play video games because it gives me better reflexes and it is fun to play.

1.A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.

After an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.

"But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer." .

A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a book

2.the other was typing away on his typewriter.

The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him.

Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.

3.This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home town for the holidays.

After looking over the menu he says, "I'll just have the eggs benedict."

His order comes a while later and it's served on a big shiny hubcap. He asks the waiter, "What's with the hubcap?"

The waiter sings, "There's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."

4.Did you hear about the Buddhist monk who refused Novocain during a root canal?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

5.A couple of clams were eating chocolate bars while two fish watched.

"Did you see that?" one fish said, as the clams finished their treat.

"They didn't offer us a single bite!"

"What do you expect?" asked the other fish. "They're two shellfish."

 

6.During World War One, Mata-Hari, the famous spy, attended a masquarade party at one of the French Army Officer's Clubs, in hopes of learning some secret information.

Colonel Bouchard, a counterintelligence officer, learned of this, and decided to raid the place and arrest her. He and a squad of military police stormed in and secured the doors.

Bouchard then took the stage, and commanded, "All right, let's everybody get those masks off, and we'll see who's Hari now!"

7.There was this really smart sheep down in Mexico who knew how to make butter and buttermilk.

One night she sneaked across the border and got a job working for a farmer, who set up a roadside stand and told her to try to sell the stuff. Unfortunately traffic was very heavy and the sight of this sheep making butter and buttermilk was so distracting that naturally there was an accident.

The police investigated and issued the farmer a citation for attempting to make an illegal ewe churn on a busy highway.

8.There was a snake called Nate. His purpose in life was to stay in the desert and guard the lever. This lever was no ordinary lever. It was the lever that if moved would destroy the world. Nate took his job very seriously. He let nothing get close to the lever.

One day off in the distance he saw a cloud of dust. He kept his eye on it because he was guarding the lever. The dust cloud continued to move closer to the lever. Nate saw that it was a huge boulder and it was heading straight for the lever!

Nate thought about what he could do to save the world. He decided if he could get in front of the boulder he could deflect it and it would miss the lever. Nate slithered quickly to intersect the boulder. The boulder ran over Nate, but it was, in fact, deflected, leaving history to conclude that is was better Nate than lever.

9.The group of cowboys riding with the sheriff was not gaining on the outlaws at all. The sheriff asked for suggestions. One of the cowboys said, "We could add a male bovine to our group."

The sheriff nodded and said, "That's posse bull."

10. A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.

He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

Words:

1. jointure:  Property given to a woman upon marriage, to be owned by her after her husband.

2. polemic\ , noun; A controversial argument, as one against some opinion, doctrin 

    To suppress or get rid of by some indirect maneuver.

3.  burke: 

4.  holus-bolus: All at once; altogether.

5. mundify: To purge or purify.

6. billet :to provide or obtain lodging.  A wooded, uninhabited area.

7. willowwack: hit willow spider with stick

8.detente: A relaxing of tension, especially between nations

9.deadpan: Marked by or accomplished with a careful pretense of seriousness or calm detachment.

Blog Assignment #4

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Blog  Assignment#4

Warm up- one of my child memories is when I was a little kid I would play with the baby powder. I was playing with the powder and I decided to open the bottle and I got powder everywhere. My mom asked me and my brother who did this and my brother pointed at me. Also I pointed at him then he bit me.

Ten cool websites for kids

The first website is Frivhttp://www.friv.com/. Friv.com has 250 games. It has adventure games, shooting games, pet games, and action games. Only 20 of those games are a little boring. There are a lot of games you can choose.  The website is not as graphic as others when it comes to action games. 

The second website is Y8.com. This website gives you the ability to choose what game to play. The choices are between action and peaceful games.  Y8.com is a little more graphic than Friv. This website has thousands of games.

The thirds website is cartoon network.com. If you are a Cartoon fan and you like a certain character you can play games as that character. Cartoon Network has hundreds of games. The games are free.  You can also view cartoon network shows on this website.

The fourth website is Nickelodeon.com or nick.com. I like this website because I like to play with certain characters. I am a Nickelodeon fan. The website allows me to play games, watch movies, and listen to music. This is a free website.

The fifth website is nga.gov. This website is a website about art. I like art because I like to draw.  On this website I can create a face or landscape. This website is also free.

The sixth website is kids.nationalgeographic.com. This website is about science and animals. This is a free website. The website has interesting pictures. The website also has videos about certain animals. This website has cool games that you can learn educational stuff.

The seventh website is Nasa.gov  for kids. This websites does not have a lot of games. This website will tell you what your age and weight will be on other planets. This website also gives information on different planets and space.

The eight website that is cool is kaboose.com. This website shows the 10 most popular games. It also shows recipes, arts and crafts and puzzles. I like this website because it has more than games. This website is free.

The ninth website that is cool is projectxoknot.com. This is an action website. The games are very fun. The games are free.  I like this website because I get to play games with other people.

The tenth website is plasmaburst.com. This website allows me to play action games. I like this website because I get to play with other people and see if I can beat them. I also like this website because it has good graphics.